1. We’re not as perverted as you think we all are.
Right…. -0-"
2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a LOSER.
Point taken. We don’t exactly like your ex very much either…
3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.
Gladly. =)
4. Don’t argue with us when we call you beautiful.
5. Don’t treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.
6. We know you’re pretty, that’s one of the reason’s we’re going out with you.
Then we’d actually like you to tell us that we’re pretty and MEAN IT.
7. Don’t go into detail about your period. It scares us.
8. If you have cramps and we ask you what’s wrong, just tell us it’s that time of the month and nothing more.
9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.
We probably wouldn’t say anything if you looked DECENT. And when we say you look like a yeti, its time to do something abt that mass of hair. Not sulk about it.
10. We never shave our legs. So get over it.
Phew… which girl would ask her man to shave his legs??
11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It’s just wrong…………
Darn. I was contemplating this just the other day. =p (And horrified stares spread thru all the male readers reading this. wakakaka….)
12. Don’t make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don’t.
Yeah, making bets is really mean…
13. When we tell you that you’re not fat, believe us.
I am not fat. I am not fat. I am not fat.
14. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys, NSYNC, 98 Degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.
…but…but….Kakashi is really good looking….!!! (PS: Kakashi is my all time favourite anime darling! ^_^ He’s a cartoon anyway, so no threat there…)
15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee.
Hahahaha….. Can u imagine?? After all those COUNTER STRIKE games, RAKION and whatever dumb game there is, they can’t even aim their most basic equipment. Seow….. =.=
16. Just cause you think you’re always right, doesn’t mean that you don’t have to apologize when you do something "wrong."
Sorry lo….
17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us.
We do too!!!
18. We can’t always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes.
I don’t like making decisions ma…. Anything also can one la really… =p
19. Don’t ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get what you wish for.
Whoa. That is scary. I don’t like violent guys.
20. Never kick us in the nuts just to see what we would say! That’s just mean!
Hahaha… One of my friends from church did it to her guy the other day (by accident la). It was absolutely hilarious!! His face was like…. Hahahaha… OKAY. Sadistic, i know. But FUNNY!!! =)
21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.
Yeah, that would be really mean…
22. Pamela Anderson’s boobs aren’t fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway.
Ahem.
23. Size doesn’t matter, except to idiots who don’t want a relationship.
24. PMS is not an excuse.
To do what?
25. If you want us to put the seat down when we’re done, you should put it up when you’re done.
Thats reasonable….
26………… Don’t tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn’t turn us on.
Vice versa.
27. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach….. and maybe….oh nevermind.
…..could u refer to ur first statement again…??!? -.-""
28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy With your friends, but to us it’s just wrong.
I actually think girls kissing girls is awful. Its so…GIRLY GIRL. ~shudder~
29. We always notice how funny it is after your rip out our heart, stick it down our throat and still want to be friends.
…?? What…?
30. And last but not least: We know you’re not always right, but we’ll pretend like you are anyway.
Aww…chivalry!
