9 words that women always use:
1. Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4. Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!
5. Loud Sigh
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6. That’s Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you’re
welcome.
8. Whatever
Is a women’s way of saying F@*K YOU!
9. Don’t worry about it, I got it
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What’s wrong?" For the woman’s response refer to #3.
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Hehe…I have to admit, this is VERY true. (Except for the "fine’. Sometimes i use fine after losing an argument n i’m not happy abt it. =p And for "whatever"…um, it just means i’m sick n tired of what he’s been doing. Not…ahem. ) And in some ways, i pity guys cos they hv to face all the kind of stuff we chuck at them like this. N i kinda think women expect men to read things like these n understand them. Thats mean…i mean, if women know that the men r facing stuff like these then try to speak it in their language when u want them to understand something. Thats called compromise. Its what makes things work.
Still………..its nicer to watch them suffer sometimes. ;p
I think guys are more direct. (Except the really childish ones which i dont bother to understand at all) They speak their mind so its not difficult to know what they want. …unless they’re like those super cool kind of ppl. The quiet and kinda cold ones who usually have girls gawping in admiration. *shiver* Guys like that scare me. I dunno why, its just brr….COLD. Wei yee likes guys like that. Yer. =p
Okie, i am off. Ta da! =)
